Just Pretend I'm Not Here Muscle Tank

“Just Pretend That I’m Not Here—That’s What I’m Doing” captures the desire to disappear mentally while remaining inconveniently present in person. Typewriter-style lettering and loose handwritten script give the introverted observation a quiet, understated look.

Wear it to crowded gatherings, busy workplaces, social obligations, or anywhere your body arrived without your enthusiasm.

Printed on a lightweight unisex jersey muscle tank made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the open armholes make it easy to wear alone or layer.

Details

• Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color
• Lightweight unisex retail fit
• Sleeveless muscle-tank cut
• Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
• Machine washable; tumble dry