If I Give You A Straw... Unisex V-Neck Shirt

“If I Give You a Straw, Will You Suck the Fun Out of Someone Else’s Day?” pairs a delightfully sharp comeback with a playful retro woman and sparkling accents. The design is perfect for anyone who has officially reached their limit with unnecessary negativity.

Wear it for workdays, casual outings, girls’ nights, or whenever the resident joy thief needs a helpful suggestion.

Printed on a lightweight unisex V-neck jersey tee made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the side-seamed retail fit gives it a clean everyday shape.

Details

• Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color
• Modern unisex V-neck fit
• Side-seamed construction with a tear-away label
• Machine washable; tumble dry