Gen X Walk it Off Muscle Tank

“Gen X—I Died Once When I Was Six and My Mom Told Me to Walk It Off” exaggerates the famously unsupervised childhood of an entire generation. Bold block lettering gives the darkly nostalgic joke the straightforward toughness of someone who survived without helmets, tracking apps, or constant adult supervision.

Wear it to reunions, family gatherings, retro events, or anywhere fellow Gen X survivors will understand.

Printed on a lightweight unisex jersey muscle tank made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the open armholes make it easy to wear alone or layer.

Details

• Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color
• Lightweight unisex retail fit
• Sleeveless muscle-tank cut
• Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
• Machine washable; tumble dry