“Gen X—I Died Once When I Was Six and My Mom Told Me to Walk It Off” exaggerates the famously unsupervised childhood of an entire generation. Bold block lettering gives the darkly nostalgic joke the straightforward toughness of someone who survived without helmets, tracking apps, or constant adult supervision.
Wear it to reunions, family gatherings, retro events, or anywhere fellow Gen X survivors will understand.
Printed on a soft 4.5 oz. ring-spun cotton tee with a modern classic fit. Select colors contain polyester, and the taped neck, shoulders, and double-needle hems add everyday durability.
Details
- Ring-spun cotton; select colors use cotton/polyester blends
- Modern classic unisex fit
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle sleeves and bottom hem
- Machine washable; tumble dry