“Gen X—I Died Once When I Was Six and My Mom Told Me to Walk It Off” exaggerates the famously unsupervised childhood of an entire generation. Bold block lettering gives the darkly nostalgic joke the straightforward toughness of someone who survived without helmets, tracking apps, or constant adult supervision.
Wear it to reunions, family gatherings, retro events, or anywhere fellow Gen X survivors will understand.
Printed on a soft, lightweight unisex jersey tee with a modern, flattering fit. Combed and ring-spun cotton gives it a smooth feel, while select colors use cotton/polyester blends.
Details
Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color