“If I Give You a Straw, Will You Suck the Fun Out of Someone Else’s Day?” pairs a delightfully sharp comeback with a playful retro woman and sparkling accents. The design is perfect for anyone who has officially reached their limit with unnecessary negativity.
Wear it for workdays, casual outings, girls’ nights, or whenever the resident joy thief needs a helpful suggestion.
Printed on a soft, lightweight unisex jersey tee with a modern, flattering fit. Combed and ring-spun cotton gives it a smooth feel, while select colors use cotton/polyester blends.
Details
- Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color
- Modern unisex retail fit
- Side-seamed, pre-shrunk construction
- Machine washable; tumble dry